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Mr. Volcano The Volcano as he is affectionately known throughout the sporting world expressed his enormous delight at finally meeting the ultimate Ninja Shidoshi and he went on to tell your Shidoshi what a great fan he was and that your Shidoshi looked much bigger in the flesh, The Volcano also begged to state that he was an ardent supporter of all things Budo Warrior. Lesley, obviously felt the spirit of kinship as he mused at that spooky likeness between them and was it he who spoke the truth that they could be confused for twins? It was then that he invited your Shidoshi back for lunch but as your Shidoshi was a little busy that day he had to turn The Volcano down, however, because of the misty eyed disappointment your Shidoshi witnessed on the forlorn face of The Volcano he promised to go round for some light bites and dips and to meet Mrs. Volcano. It was just about then that The Volcano confirmed your Shidoshi as part of the Tongan blood brotherhood which includes free tips on the acquisition of and the upkeep of big hair and Lesley even pledged to help him with the Tongan passport. Nice one big fellow. Well done Lesley, my new Tongan brother on the demolition of Leeds. The 5 try personal haul of The Volcano was singularly helped by the wearing of his Budo Warrior Schools T-shirt that he begged off your Shidoshi and wore next to his mighty heart and under the beloved Cherry and White. Nice one Lesley. When you Shidoshi returns from Japan he has promised to pop round to the Volcano’s pad to discuss the opening of Bujinkan Tonga and sneaky Ninja type training for Gloucester Rugby as a whole. Firstly all Gloucester players will be given a Leicester shirt so that they may most carefully clean the mud and dirt off their boots when they have finished training. Budo Stars Wanted This DVD will absolutely without doubt cement your status as an official Z list celebrity which can be successfully used as your springboard to help thrust your personal path through the alphabet and onward to Hollywood. As your Shidoshi has been on TV and radio before and plus the fact that he has mingled with the super rich and famous, his own journey of glittery stardom will begin as an O. As in oh! My goodness how fantastic and good looking you are, you should be in Hollywood. In the Army now It has been officially stated and stamped in triplicate by someone with an important bristling moustache and big black shiny boots that if Budo Warrior Schools are singularly successful in their mission to hook up with the British army then your Shidoshi will be given the rank of General, saluting though, will be optional but not the uniform which is so cool in an olive green and khaki kind of way, chunky epaulets and buttons really finish it off nicely. Face, the future Site for sore eyes Tinrobo is currently on a brave single handed mission to style your Shidoshi with ultimate global aspirations. Tinrobo is now adding the significant and yet final touches to www.spot-on-thinking.com and www.muchmoor.com afterwards Kevin Monty Mercer Shidoshi ho and Luke Richardson Shidoshi ho will have a full web makeover. Thank you Tinrobo, you majestic shining metal clad Superhero Design Warrior, Thank you Tinrobo for your direction and superhero vision, for your mighty metallic finger pointing out The Way. Thank you Tinrobo, whoever you are. If there is anyone out there who is of need of a quality design makeover or just a damn good thrashing then make a hasty dash for www.tinrobo.co.uk. ASHIBE!, ASHIBE!... Bless you Ashibe is again the place that the bubbly bouncing broadband of Budo Warriors which now includes the very adventurous Dean Callicot from the Musan dojo in Plymouth will find themselves stationed. It will be their Far Eastern Budo Warrior base for two weeks. The Budo Warrior Schools ranks have now swelled to ten students taking up the ultimate Bujinkan challenge. The largest single group headed by your Shidoshi will leave on September 27th and will return triumphant on October 12th. Brilliant fun is guaranteed. Why not make it your pledge to be in the Budo broadband next year? Do not miss out on a journey of a lifetime and being part of the history of the ninja dating back a thousand years. See Hatsumi Soke our world famous grandmaster in the flesh, in motion and in his home dojo, also meet the ultimate and most famous Shihan. None of them now bite, not any more although, Nagato Sensei looks like he is still fully primed and prepared. Do not forget Warrior Wales 4 training day on 27th October at the Star Leisure Centre, Splott Cardiff from 11.00am to 5.00pm, cost for this very excellent day will only be £35.00 This will be your first chance to get to grips with the Budo stars on their return from Japan. You will hear the stories of success and adventure, of dodgy food and weird whisky and you will get to feel the positive vibe of happy forward focused Budo Warriors and you will indeed learn what they have learned first hand from the top draw of Ninja activists. This will be the seventh visit to Japan for your Shidoshi and he is looking forward to it with extreme eagerness. He had though made a bargain with the lovable and blood loving Michelle that he would in the event of his 10th Dan take a little Moor time out to attend to some social and sightseeing measures. This promise is to be upheld on the highest moral and ethical plain so that he must most earnestly appease to the delights of his beloved afore mentioned Michelle. So, expect some quality pictures of trees or other equally exciting stuff. If all goes to plan then Budo Christmas If anyone is interested in attending the social event of the year then wag your tails now, failing that why not email the stunted Welsh one now on welshkunoichi@aol.com to register your intent and a place to park your bum, big or small it will make no difference. It has been decided by the committee that the usual annual yuletide Gurning competition will not take place because it is felt that some had a definite advantage over others.
Happy birthday to this great twosome and to all other birthdays that your Shidoshi has missed, forgotten or ignored. Black times ahead BLACK BELT TRAINING DATES for 2007 and 2008 are as follows; October 21st. November 18th. December 16th. January 13th February 10th. March 9th. April 5th & 6th (training weekend with Brian Duckers). May 4th. June 1st. July 13th. August 10th. September 7th. October 5th. November 2nd. December 7th. The venue for all the above dates will be the Mori (Forest) Dojo, The Club, The High Street, Newnham-on-Severn Gloucestershire. All times are on Sundays and will be from 2.00pm to 4.00pm. The cost per session will be only £10 per person. |
Tongan Brotherhood
THE ASHIBE GUEST HOUSE IN NODA is run by possible the oldest and smallest woman in the world. She speaks no English but she can point and shrug her shoulders in at least five languages but with a heavy Japanese accent that can still throw you a spooky curved ball at times. We do not even know her name, perhaps she is related to Tinrobo, or perhaps she is Tinrobo...
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