It's a weird thing but...

It's a weird thing but I felt cheerily surprised when my attention was diverted to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaaki_Hatsumi#Europe but I feel cheated that the phone has not yet burst into life. This could be my chance… I have those rugged good looks that were so sort after in the late seventies and it is about time that stocky muddled aged men were in demand for more than just the washing up or capturing and evicting spiders.